If animals have a facebook

If animals have Facebook, about the status of what are ya? Here are a few that have been found. But do not know what they are really animals.

Poodle Dog: "Waiting ...like the beauty shop"

Cockroaches: "Just survived injekan death, yeah!"

Cow: "I was groped again by the master ..."

Cat: "My son who is the father who asks, just 5. Answer what I am confused, I myself forgot his father's who?"

Mosquito: "I am HIV positive AIDS Brooooo!"

Chicken: "My friends, if I do not update Besak mean I've fried .. i love u all!"

Squid: "Out of ink refills nich."

Pig: "I was vilified spread flu,, damn it.."

Goat: "Happy Eid Hajj yesterday was not slain ..."

Bats Different Programs with Mouse

That night in a gutter there was a mother mouse and a baby mouse, they were chatting on the edge of the gutter. Children mouse saw a bat flying over it, and then asked the mother rats.

"Mom, what's that up there?"

The mother mouse replied, "Oh ..., it's called a bat ...."

The rat pups were asked, "How she looked like us?"

The mother replied, "Actually, bats are the same race as us ... but he took flight department ...!"